We are BS Sucking

Hey there - We are Brandon and Sean, founders of B.S. Sucking, LLC, proudly serving the fine folks of Calvert and St. Mary's Counties with the kind of septic service you didn't know you needed...and definitely didn't know could be this entertaining.

Brandon is a disabled veteran who traded military chaos for a different kind of battlefield: your overflowing tanks, mystery smells, and "oh hell, why is it bubbling like that?" emergencies.

Sean is a small business entrepreneur who understands this need in the community for affordable septic service in an area that has so many holding tanks and septic systems.

At B.S. Sucking, we run on a simple philosophy: Show up. Do the job right. Be honest. And if we can make you laugh while talking about poop - even better.

We believe in treating customers like neighbors and friends - not invoices. That means:

Showing up when we say we will

Doing the job right the first time

No upselling games or weird fees

Talking to you like a real human being

And absolutely no pretending septic work is glamorous

We are here to give you high-quality service with some humor and a LOT of BS. Just like the name on the truck says.

Look, septic issues suck so we decided the rest of the experience shouldn't. Our brand is unapologetically funny because:

Poop jokes work. Every time.

Septic Service is stressful enough

and if we can laugh about it together, the whole situation gets a lot easier.